KEHIDUPAN : MARRIAGE BEFORE AND AFTER

1. Marriage Life Before and After !!
Before marriage.Darling here.. darling there...After marriage. Baling here... baling there..


2. Before marriage.I die for you. . .After marriage.' You die , up to you. 'Lagi lama married.You die I help you!

3. Before marriage.You go anywhere. . I follow you.After marriage. . You go anywhere. . up to you .Lagi lama married. You go anywhere better get lost!!

4. Before weddingyou are my heart , you are my love 'After wedding' you get on my nerves. '
Before wedding' you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella ' After wedding' you are worse than godzila '

5. Before weddingRoses are red , violets are blue. Like it or not , I ' m stuck with you After weddingRoses are dead , I am blue. You get on my head , I will sue you
Before weddingEvery makan he brings you to Shangri-LaAfter weddingYou want to go , he says you wait-la

6. Before weddingShe looks like Anita SarawakAfter weddingDon ' t know whether katak or biawak
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